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Football fans ‘understanding’ as pub TV is switched to Sex and the City

stars got all moody just before half-time‘One or two of the lads mumbled a word or two of disappointment, but most of us felt pretty guilty for presuming the pub would be showing the football and not something the girls might want to watch.’

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2014
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Fan’s profanity-strewn match critique single-handedly wins Group D for England

England manager Roy Hodgson has publically credited window cleaner Michael Roe with England’s initial success in Euro 2012, thanks to his ‘motivational’ critique of the games from a Midland Hotel bar in Ilkley.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2012
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Duckworth Lewis Method to replace extra time at Euro 2012

Henri Fernandez, Head of Euro 2012, explained the new criteria for calculating a winner: ‘Basically, the modal number of yards wrongly gained in second-half throw-ins is totalled and multiplied by their notional compound divorce settlements with WAGS. This is then divided by the square root of accumulated gobbing distances…’

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2012
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Jonathan Pearce announces trial of new voice for Ukraine commentary

It is thought the new tone will replace the note slightly above D-minor which Pearce has used exclusively since learning to imitate the sound of a moped when he was seven years old.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2012
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Euro 2012 cameramen vying for coveted ‘TottyCam’ honours

cameras reveal Greece staying with classic 34-26-34 formationHalf way through the group stages of the European Championships and competition is hotting up among the television cameramen hoping to bag the tournament’s highest honour for picking out pretty young women from the stadium crowds.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2012
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