In a speech to production workers in Bradford, who just wanted to eat their lunch, Prime Minister, Theresa May sent a warning to the UK and the EU, saying there is a ‘real risk’ the UK may still have to take part in the excruciating acid-trip that is Eurovision. [read...]
Citizens of countries around the globe have been asked to vote in a Eurovision-style event to determine which country is the world’s biggest laughing stock at present. Early results seem to indicate The UK and US have both tied at first place, [read...]
A homophobic censorship row is brewing as online Chinese channel, Mango TV, has now also banned St Winifred’s School Choir’s rendition of I Can Sing A Rainbow in addition to Ireland’s recent Eurovision entry. ‘Any song that pledges solidarity with the LGBT community is clearly suspect, [read...]
Britons are to be given a long-awaited chance to leave the Eurovision Singing Bloc after years of humiliation and under-performance. It will be a simple In/Out referendum with hard-core singing strongholds of the UK such as Wales expected to be those most in favour of leaving. [read...]
UK eighties heart-throbs Bucks Fizz, have been stripped of their 1981 Eurovision Song Contest title and banned indefinitely from taking part in any form of competitive singing, karaoke and the new series of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, [read...]
