North Korean state-run media has announced that the launching of a ballistic missile on Sunday was intended to mark the Supreme Commander’s triumphant victory in the Eurovision Song Contest. [read...]
In a dramatic change in direction, a video has emerged on the internet showing the jihadist leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, threatening to behead someone from every country participating in the annual contest unless his Eurovision demands were met… [read...]
Russian twins The Tolmachevy Sisters have won a landslide victory in the Eurovision Song Contest according to an unofficial poll which took place in areas held by Pro-Russian demonstrators in Eastern Ukraine.
Voting slips featured a photo of The Tolmachevy Sisters accompanied by the Russian flag, [read...]
Vladimir Putin has confirmed that Russia is preparing to ‘annex the Eurovision Song Contest’ if the country fails to win this evening. Russian choirs are reported to be massing around Copenhagen, with reported manoeuvres to out-sing Ukraine contestants and ‘their Western counter tenor backers’. [read...]
Music industry pundits were today predicting that France would suffer humiliating defeat in the annual event as the European public express their displeasure at M. Hollande’s adventurism in the middle-east. [read...]