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All of Spain to stay in German spare rooms until they get themselves sorted

‘I had promised my husband that he could have a plasma screen and a La-Z-Boy in that room to watch the football, but he has accepted that we all have to make sacrifices in these difficult times.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2014
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Robert Peston deployed to Afghanistan as a manned drone

He's NEV-er seen ANythinggg! LIKE it‘Peston’s role will be to reconnoitre enemy terrain, identify Taliban insurgents and then subdue them by talking for hours in his excruciatingly slow, dull monotone,’ explained the Defence Secretary.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2012
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Spain celebrates €100 billion bailout out with 5 day national holiday

After already hailing yesterday’s €100 billion bank bailout as a ‘victory for Spain’, Spanish Prime Minister Mario Rajoy went a step further and announced a national week off work to celebrate, followed by a lot of drinking at the weekend.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2012
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Panasonic unveils new Eurozone crisis-ready TV

The product features new Eurozone crisis-ready technology, including a fixed banner with the words “EUROZONE CRISIS” along the bottom of the screen, regardless of channel.

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2011
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Eurozone crisis solved as France and Germany join the pound

‘In hindsight, combining both stable and weak economies to form the euro was a bit like inviting a dozen people from the nearest sink estate to become joint holders on your bank account.’

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2011
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