NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Eurozone’

Merkel launches ‘Frank Bank’ as final solution to Eurozone crisis


In the wake of financial woes in the Eurozone, it has now been confirmed that Angela Merkel has launched a new German led European ‘Frank Bank’.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 28th, 2013
More from World News



Greek ATMs start begging

In a move described by international monetary experts as predictable and ‘only a matter of time’, ATM machines belonging to Greek banks have started begging passers-by for money.

Read more >

Posted: May 24th, 2012
More from News In Brief



Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknown to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is raised for moustache growing through the month. Usually it goes to charity, but this year everything is going straight to the Greek government’s coffers.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 28th, 2011
More from News In Brief



Greece allowed to keep uneaten biscuits as part of Eurozone debt deal

As part of the last-gasp Eurozone debt restructure, it’s been agreed that Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou can take the leftover biscuits back home with him.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
More from News In Brief



Greece shocked to learn it is now owned by Germany

‘I was gob-smacked when I read the small print,’ admitted Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, in hastily-learned German, now the official language of Greece. ‘It’s a blow, but I’m sure in a few years time the Americans will be over here to bail us all out properly.’

Read more >

Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
More from World News