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Moyes takes Fellaini on loan to help out around house

In a surprise transfer deadline day move Manchester United have agreed to let midfielder Marouane Fellaini go out on a season long loan to the their ex-manager David Moyes.

‘I’ve worked with Marouane at two clubs’ said Moyes today ‘and I’ve always found him to be a very useful. The fans at Manchester United don’t seem to appreciate him so I thought he might like to join me for a loan-spell and help with some odd-jobs about the place.

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Posted: Sep 3rd, 2014
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Unemployed loser mocks David Moyes sacking

A Bristol man who dropped out of school at 14, has never had a job or a girlfriend, lives with his parents and can’t spell has admitted spending the last couple of days poking fun at the former Manchester United manager.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2014
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Grim Reaper traumatised by encounter with David Moyes

‘It was meant to be a supportive gesture,’ said the Reaper. ‘I held the blade close to his face simply to remind him what silverware looked like. But it backfired spectacularly when I smelled the stench of decay.’

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2014
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Budget 2013: Chancellor gives independence to Liverpool

He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling his followers on Twitter of his ‘respect’ for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has tweeted that the author of Beyond Good and Evil was ‘a real nutter’ who was ‘as hard as Vinnie Jones’. Once dubbed a Nietzschean Antichrist by an Everton fan, Barton claims to [...]

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2011
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