Won it while the ads were still on [read...]
In a surprise transfer deadline day move Manchester United have agreed to let midfielder Marouane Fellaini go out on a season long loan to the their ex-manager David Moyes.
‘I’ve worked with Marouane at two clubs’ [read...]
‘It was meant to be a supportive gesture,’ said the Reaper. ‘I held the blade close to his face simply to remind him what silverware looked like. But it backfired spectacularly when I smelled the stench of decay.’ [read...]
He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England. [read...]