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New Lloyd-Webber musical ‘Evader’ crosses the Atlantic

Lord Andrew Lloyd-Webber has flown from New York to London to oversee the transfer of his latest hit musical, ‘Evader’. The show tells the story of a humble billionaire who, despite going to great lengths to avoid paying tax on his vast fortune, is happy to reduce the tax credits the poorest depend on to survive.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2015
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Thousands desert London as Andrew Lloyd Webber announces return of Cats and Evita

Thousands of Londoners have been filmed leaving the capital in fear for their musical sanity this week, as rumours surfaced that Andrew Lloyd Webber intends to carpet bomb the West End with ‘theatrical turds’ from the 1980s. Not since the Great Fire of 1666 have so many people abandoned their homes so readily. One eyewitness reported seeing a father of three throw his young daughters into the Thames rather than expose them to ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’.

Refugees clutching tickets for ‘A Book of Mormon’ attest to being shell shocked at the news that such productions will be returning to London’s theatre land. Many fear that Webber’s planned attack on the city could mean that they will now be exposed to the next generation of Wayne Sleeps and Bonnie Langfords.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2014
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