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Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
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God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion
‘In the old version you never knew if the crab was coming or going, so this is a considerable breakthrough for crustacean technology. However, we have had to compromise the design with a rear-view mirror so they can get used to new methods of navigation.’ [read...]
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Man fails to persuade wife that his ‘dad bod’ is the climax of human evolution
Trevor Williams, a man, has failed to convince his wife that his ‘dad bod’ is the long-awaited conclusion of human evolution. [read...]
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Scientists claim 2013 may have shortest February on record
Researchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, claim that climate change is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries, and predict that in 2013 the month will be exceptionally short. [read...]
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Mankind growth may be just the tip of evolutionary iceberg
A scientific study has shown that the average European man gained 110mm (4.4′) in height between 1870 and 1980, mainly due to general improvements in health, hygiene and nutrition.
Additional studies indicate that he is also beginning to become less brainy, [read...]