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Scientists claim 2013 may have shortest February on record

predictions made after consulting horoscopesResearchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, claim that climate change is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries, and predict that in 2013 the month will be exceptionally short.

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2011
More from Environment



God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion

considering an updated dodo next‘In the old version you never knew if the crab was coming or going, so this is a considerable breakthrough for crustacean technology. However, we have had to compromise the design with a rear-view mirror so they can get used to new methods of navigation.’

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2011
More from Environment, Faith



Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’

spirituality now yours for just £49.99‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’

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Posted: May 25th, 2010
More from Faith, Science/Technology



Norfolk village facing extinction launches inbreeding programme

nothing to do with survival of the fittest‘In its glory days there was a population of several hundred and up to five distinct family names.’

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2010
More from Environment, UK News



Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2009
More from Faith, Science/Technology