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Couple split after misunderstanding over ‘5-tissue movie’

‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind.

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Posted: May 9th, 2010
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Man ‘thrilled’ to be spotted by his ex in laundrette on Wednesday afternoon

Phil Marsden of North London insisted he was delighted to have seen his ex-girlfriend Hannah while he was in the laundrette reading an old copy of the Daily Star at 3pm on a Wednesday. ‘It was great to tell her how now I’ve ‘escaped the rat race’ I’m getting around to all those projects I’d planned — and that using the Suds-o-Mart actually has many environmental benefits’, he said.

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Posted: May 21st, 2009
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