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GCSEs to be replaced by Hunger Games
‘For too long, we have allowed young people to leave school without a basic grasp of mental arithmetic, grammar or machetes’. [read...]
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Michael Gove to make stupid children fight to the death
Education Secretary Michael Gove has unveiled controversial plans to make stupid eleven year olds fight to the death in arenas throughout England. [read...]
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GCSEs to be replaced with GOVEs
‘It is entirely coincidental that the proposed test rhymes with ‘cove’,’ declared the Secretary of State. [read...]
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Scandal as Media Studies AS-level exam accidentally features basic numeracy question
The UK’s exam bodies were again under scrutiny after an AS Level Media Studies exam paper featured an ‘impossible’ question requiring basic knowledge of the 7 times tables. Instead of the planned question ‘Discuss the need for media regulation,’ [read...]
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Heartache for student as grandmother dies again
Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate Harvey Owen today, when his beloved grandmother Ivy again passed away for the fourth time just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams. [read...]