Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and with disregard for the ensuing diplomatic fallout. [read...]
‘In our day it was much more difficult to track down an attractive 18-year-old girl with good exam results to stick on the front page.’ [read...]
‘For too long, we have allowed young people to leave school without a basic grasp of mental arithmetic, grammar or machetes’. [read...]
Education Secretary Michael Gove has unveiled controversial plans to make stupid eleven year olds fight to the death in arenas throughout England. [read...]
‘It is entirely coincidental that the proposed test rhymes with ‘cove’,’ declared the Secretary of State. [read...]
