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Man dies of boredom at work

A 32 year old male office worker died today after overdosing on Excel spreadsheets. The dead man’s boss had earlier warned his employee ‘I tried to stop him, I really did. He started off small, inserting columns and deleting rows. But then he learnt how to do sums and eventually the power of pie charts took over.’

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2009
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Bitterness of jokes proves work colleague ‘clearly not getting any’

Workmates picked up on the trend not long after his split from his partner.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2008
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Facebook employee sacked for spending entire working day on Excel

‘It doesn’t exactly send out the right kind of message does it?’

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Posted: Aug 26th, 2007
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