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Commuter BO threat level raised from ‘Severe’ to ‘Critical’
Is this seat taken? [read...]
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Six-packs to be rebranded as ‘tummies’
After years of aggressive marketing, stomachs throughout the land have opted to return to a more family-friendly image, which can accommodate a progressive pie-orientated lifestyle. Gone will be Guantanamo-themed ‘washboards’ and in will come a gentler stomach; [read...]
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Nation’s gyms prepare for brief fit of resolve
‘It’s a very messy time down at our gyms,’ said Emma Lightwater, a gym manager from Coventry. ‘January 1st is the worst, we have to get in a load of temporary defibrillators for the month due to the increased number of on-machine heart attacks. [read...]
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Jane Fonda launches new ‘Rocking Chair Workout’
Filmed at the Bide-a-Wee retirement home in Shingle Springs, California, the DVD is aimed at rocking chair users and anyone over the age of 75 with access to a half-decent wipe-down recliner. [read...]
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Man has bargain £90 rowing machine sent straight to council recycling facility
‘It got me thinking’ said Richards ‘Why should I go to the trouble of assembling the bloody machine, leaving it unused for five years before having to dismantle it and take it to the tip?’ [read...]