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Party poppers to be banned at Abu Qatada’s leaving party
The Home Office has announced that party poppers and balloons will be banned at Abu Qatada’s forthcoming leaving party at Belmarsh Prison on Saturday night. [read...]
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Julian Assange granted political asylum in Celebrity Big Brother house
The founder of Wikileaks is already fitting in well, carefully listening in to the conversations of fellow housemates before immediately running off to The Diary Room to reveal all of their most intimate secrets. [read...]
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Abu Qatada vows to watch Wimbledon Final
‘The Wimbledon final is a great British tradition. I’m a huge Andy Murray fan and so extradition or no extradition I’ll be cheering for the Scot should he make it through.’ [read...]
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Abu Qatada officially ‘harder to remove than Hitler’
Experts have confirmed that at 8 years of trying to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada – compared to the the second world war’s 6 year duration – it was easier to kick Hitler out of Western Europe than it is to throw Abu Qatada out of the UK. [read...]
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Abu Hamza to dodge jail term with Broadway role
It’s thought Hamza Plans shun the stereotypical pirate-based parts, preferring to seek out more upmarket roles in Chekov’s The Seagull and Waiting for Godot, as well as The Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. [read...]