English football is facing what the FA called its biggest crisis ever, after allegations emerged of systematic cruelty towards spectators at a series of clubs perpetrated by gangs led by a shadowy figure called Tony Pulis. [read...]
Following the time-honoured tradition of establishment cover-ups, members of any future investigation of abuse in football have already recused themselves. This comes after news that in 2003 the FA scrapped its own child protection project – channelling the funds instead into early return flights from all major tournaments, [read...]
Technically England’s most successful manager with a ‘win one, lose job’ record, Mr. Allardyce has shown the utmost humility, by exiting with a modest payoff, a wink and a fond farewell. The outgoing manager boasted of his flawless win rate, [read...]
German discount chain Lidl has been appointed the official supermarket of the England football team after signing a multi-million pound three-year deal with the FA to supply water, fish and fresh fruit and vegetables to the players at all games, [read...]
The Football Association has defended itself over the furore about its allegedly sexist tweet on the return of the England Lionesses team from the Womens’ World Cup. It has accused critics of ‘completely overreacting, [read...]
