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Internet to become literate by 2023

complaints should be sent to big@phall.usMay be posible to spell thing’s corectly & feature reel punctuaton in email adress’s and URL’s.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2014
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LinkedIn launch dedicated network for the jobless – ‘AlwaysIn’

always more to learn from like-minded professionalsLinkedIn today, announced the launch of ‘AlwaysIn’, a dedicated jobless-to-jobless network for those currently unemployed and illegally claiming benefits.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2014
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Lifelong friendship destroyed by pain-in-the-arse Facebook updates

'Poke me?'‘And their pets. Their stupid, stupid, stupid pets.’

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2014
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Global celebration as man announces safe pizza delivery arrival on Twitter

tweet went on to mention that historic pizza was even cheesier than usualBrian Atkins, a 45 year-old telecommunications enginner from Watford, today shocked the internet community by announcing that his ham and pineapple pizza with a garlic bread accompanyment had been delivered to him successfully by Luigi’s Pizza and Kebabs, also from Watford.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2014
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Facebook promises for big New Year plans ‘to be tested in June’

they'll be watching youAll those who publicly air their New Year promises and plans with really long Facebook status updates will be ‘thoroughly tested in June’, according to a new initiative.

The government funded scheme, which aims to reduce cases of stress and depression throughout the UK, has advised everybody who plans to compose an inspiring and ambitions Facebook status that they will face a series of ‘cutting and sobering questions’, at some point in June, such as; ‘aren’t you supposed to be in Cambodia’? Or; ‘why are you still seventeen-stone?’

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2014
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