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Priest cures boy of imaginary friend

The 53-year old parish priest told Michael that he was too old for imaginary friends and if he needed help he could always talk to God. ‘He seemed impressed that I had a conversation with the Lord every day of my life like a normal person.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2014
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God does not believe in David Cameron

God has declared that He doesn’t believe in the existence of David Cameron, because He has personally seen no evidence of the party leader or his work, although He respects people comforted by a belief in Cameron

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2014
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Religious protesters stand down as Gods agree to fight their own battles

Humanity has breathed a collective sigh of relief as its gods prepare finally to leave home and stand on their own two, or in Vishnu’s case, four, feet.

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2012
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Obese hurdler finds faith in God no substitute for training and talent

‘What with praying eight hours a day, I didn’t really have the time to train. And there was the eating. Athletes need to take on board a lot of calories.’

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2011
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Archbishop of Canterbury converts to Islam

Now known as Rahman Muhammed bin Williams.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2008
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