Leave-voting men have been advised to take charge of the TV remote control in case their Remainer children get any ideas post-Brexit. ‘Why we have to have these films in, let’s face it, foreign languages is beyond me,’ said movement leader Mick Smith. [read...]
A highly attractive and wealthy young couple from Mumbai have reported delight and astonishment at their extended families being entirely supportive of their relationship, removing the need for any anguish to be expressed in song. [read...]
A grandmother wept as she told how she fears the worst for her daughter, son-in-law and their 7 year old twins, after receiving a fateful final text message saying that they were down to their last board game. [read...]
The Svoboda family of Slovakia has been thrown into confusion and mutual recrimination after their eldest daughter Vladyanka, 17, announced that she did not want to be a professional tennis player, despite being blonde, highly attractive and seven feet tall. [read...]
A revolutionary new design for a family dining table is being hailed by social scientists as a great advance in parent-teenager interaction. Relationships are said to be vastly improved with this innovation from IKEA, which means family members no longer have to talk to each other at mealtimes. [read...]
