Starving children don’t want schoolboy’s broccoli
‘Malnutrition does many terrible things to you but it doesn’t destroy your sense of taste. Get it away from me!’
Posted: Aug 5th, 2009
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Aid agencies slam TV news report of happy Africans
Aid agencies have damned a Channel 4 news report that depicted Africans as contented, happy human beings, going cheerfully about their daily lives
Posted: Jul 31st, 2009
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Somalia laments another year of Wimbledon frustration
‘It’s difficult when the only two tennis courts in Somalia are given over to grazing cattle.’
Posted: Jun 23rd, 2009
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Pestilence denies Four Horsemen of the Apocalyse reunion
Pestilence has scotched growing rumours regarding an impending reunion of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. In a prepared statement, Mr Pestilence said: ‘despite recent global events, I can confirm that there are absolutely no plans for a reunion.’
War, Famine, Death and Pestilence have not toured together since their acrimonious split in 2007.The breakup was attributed to ‘artistic differences’ …
Posted: May 5th, 2009
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Geldof launches ‘Bank Aid’ as markets plummet
‘These people are losing their bonuses, their stock, their options… Please, just give us the fucking money.’
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