Following a furore over a poster depicting thousands of immigrants, that even Michael Gove found repugnant, Nigel Farage has defended the stance he has taken on European Member States – specifically Syria, Turkey & Russia. [read...]
EU Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso has admitted to journalists that most of the decisions made by the EU are now designed with the sole purpose of winding up UKIP leader Nigel Farage. [read...]
Despite the Son of God having promised that coming to Earth was a ‘once in a lifetime’ event, a close EU vote could easily trigger either a Second Coming, Scottish Independence or a change to when the recycling bins get emptied. [read...]
‘Man landed on the moon, 9/11 was perpetrated by al-Qaeda and Oswald killed Kennedy,’ said Eric Walsh, scourge of internet conspiracy theories. ‘However, even I cannot see any way that this one wasn’t cooked up over three pints with Farage as a way of deterring people with any synapses still firing in their brain from voting to remain.’ [read...]
‘It’s the right thing for Nigel but more importantly it is the right thing for Britain as it fully encompasses the traditional British value of senselessly getting hammered out of one’s mind of an evening. [read...]
