The MEPs debating the so-called ‘red lines’ that will form the EU negotiating terms for Brexit have agreed to tone down their demands following an impassioned plea from UKIP MEP Nigel Farage. [read...]
‘This guy here, he is a really great guy. So I am giving him the throne of your lovely little museum island as a reward. So quaint, your island, very quaint.’ [read...]
The President-erect has rewarded Nigel Farage, the People’s Prime Minister, with a significant portion of real estate and the keys to Ivana Trump. Addressing a packed crowd of cowering press, Mr. Trump said: ‘To thank Mr Farage for being a really great guy and good people, [read...]
The gurning visage of amateur racist Nigel Farage will repeatedly return to torment the British public every few weeks as punishment for our abandonment of the Greek pantheon, it can be revealed. [read...]
Following a furore over a poster depicting thousands of immigrants, that even Michael Gove found repugnant, Nigel Farage has defended the stance he has taken on European Member States – specifically Syria, Turkey & Russia. [read...]
