With milkshake banned in the run up to the hustings, other easily purchased food stuffs have declared themselves available for work: 1. Heinz Vegetable soup. Looks like sick. Carrot lumps can get trapped in pockets of Saville Row suit, [read...]
The ex-UKIP leader is threatening to campaign throughout the country, which by ‘country’, he means a photo opportunity with every purveyor of craft ale he can find. Sadly this has meant that nearly 1,000 UK pubs shut last year, [read...]
‘I accept that there will be a drop in our standard of living as well as food and medicine shortages,’ said Mrs Cheryl Jenkins of Surrey. ‘but the chance to punch Nigel Farage in the face more than makes up for that.’ [read...]
In a surprise announcement, Nigel Farage, two or three time leader of UKIP has announced that he intends to remain a Member of the European Parliament after Brexit, despite having been the main campaigner for the UK to leave the EU and all its MEPs be made redundant. [read...]
Nigel Farage has quit as Nigel Farage, a position he has held since 1964, claiming that the current Nigel Farage is unrecognisable from the man who famously began his non-racist campaign for the UK to leave the EU nearly two decades ago. [read...]
