Once cute and lovable, many feel that Mr. Farage has outgrown his welcome – gnawing his way through a sizable EU pension and defecating all over the press. The RSPCA report that many of Mr. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]
Nigel Farage has confirmed that he is the only person left who is not defying the will of the people: ‘I convinced a slight majority of the voting public to demand something that required several diametrically opposed actions to run concurrently…and everyone’s thwarted their intentions’, [read...]
The MEPs debating the so-called ‘red lines’ that will form the EU negotiating terms for Brexit have agreed to tone down their demands following an impassioned plea from UKIP MEP Nigel Farage. [read...]
‘This guy here, he is a really great guy. So I am giving him the throne of your lovely little museum island as a reward. So quaint, your island, very quaint.’ [read...]
