Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]
Nigel Farage has confirmed that he is the only person left who is not defying the will of the people: ‘I convinced a slight majority of the voting public to demand something that required several diametrically opposed actions to run concurrently…and everyone’s thwarted their intentions’, [read...]