Michael Gove has released his plan for the farming community post Brexit. ‘First there will be a policy document, appropriately introduced in the Spring, sowing the seeds, so to speak,’ he announced today. ‘Then, in the summer we’ll sprinkle bullshit over the plans and see what rises,’ [read...]
Cows have claimed they can no longer afford to spend their time grazing and lactating, after the price paid for their milk was cut by 2 pence a litre. Farmers blockading dairies in support of the cows have warned that traditional employment for cattle is fast drying up. [read...]
Fish Farming Weekly reports that a research station in the Scottish Isles has managed to produce cod which comes fresh from the sea ready battered.
The discovery may lead to a sea change in the way cod is farmed. [read...]
“We can’t move for the bloody stuff,” exclaimed John Clarke of Wewerere Farm near Dereham, “Multi-million-pound hoards of ancient bronze coinage and ceramics ruin a perfectly good plough, I can tell you.” [read...]