Fashion experts have confirmed what was long known by the Nazgul and members of the SS, that wearing black and attacking defenceless Hobbits, makes you look slim. A multicoloured spandex body suit may signal your character is a goodie but does it hide your fat ankles? [read...]
‘Focusing on basic history and the concept of irony, the course will address the key thinking deficits that inspired this inexplicable purchase.’ [read...]
Pippa Forbury, an architectural technician from leafy Holmes Chapel in Cheshire, has been ostracised by her friends after making what in hindsight appears to have been a very poorly-calculated fashion faux pas.
‘I wanted a pair of ripped designer jeans just like all the girls in our set have but I didn’t want to pay £700 for them,’ [read...]
Patrons of a Shoreditch coffee shop were left in a heightened sense of confusion and disbelief when a man produced some kind of Windows-laptop from some his bag, instead of the standard issue MacBook. One patron, [read...]