McDonald’s clown Ronald McDonald is facing the prospect of being fired by the restaurant chain after admitting to a consensual encounter with related burger mascot The Hamburgular. The liason, which took place behind the bins at McDonald’s, [read...]
As increasing transparency becomes obligatory for businesses, Subway – sellers of the footlong sub – have decided honesty at all costs is the way forward as they unveiled their new slogan: It All Tastes The Same. [read...]
Your dad has only swanned up to the counter at McDonalds and asked if they ‘do a pot of tea?’, it has emerged. 69 year old Your Dad made the bizarre request on the way back from Tenerife after a 40 minute exercise to try and remember everyone’s orders – [read...]
McDonalds has announced the closure of all 46 million of its food-serving ‘storefronts’ to focus on offering ‘degrading bathroom experience’s instead. While the sales of ankle-burgers and Chicken-McWaste nuggets have seen a steady decline for the past 19 years, [read...]
Gastric band built around local branch [read...]
