Your dad has only swanned up to the counter at McDonalds and asked if they ‘do a pot of tea?’, it has emerged. 69 year old Your Dad made the bizarre request on the way back from Tenerife after a 40 minute exercise to try and remember everyone’s orders – [read...]
McDonalds has announced the closure of all 46 million of its food-serving ‘storefronts’ to focus on offering ‘degrading bathroom experience’s instead. While the sales of ankle-burgers and Chicken-McWaste nuggets have seen a steady decline for the past 19 years, [read...]
Gastric band built around local branch [read...]
In a bold policy commitment, the Labour leader has said he would ensure all school leavers have an exit interview with Lord Sugar under a new ‘Apprentice guarantee’. [read...]
British rats are angry at news that unlicensed West African cane rat meat is for sale on market stalls in East London. [read...]
