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Former BNP leader denies kebab habit caused fat blockage in Welsh town

Former leader of the British National Party, Nick Griffin, has denied reports that the fat blockage causing a problem in the sewers of his adopted town of Welshpool is down to his takeaway habit.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2015
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‘Bagel on Board’ badges to help fat women get seats on commuter trains

An etiquette conundrum will be solved next week, with the introduction of a new badge for women bus and train travellers. Up until now it has sometimes been impossible, without asking, to know whether to offer female passengers a seat. The big question: Pregnant? Or Fat?

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2015
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Tebbit ‘to blame for being a twat’, say fat people

‘He’s a complete twat,’ said 18-stone Sandra Moore from Kettering. ‘The guy didn’t have to be a Tory and swallow acres of rubbish.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2014
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‘Diet lard’ released to combat obesity epidemic

selling by the tub-load‘When a customer is called ‘lard arse’, they can point to the label and say ‘no, diet lard arse’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2013
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‘I only say my arse is too big to make real porkers feel bad,’ admits skinny woman

Dawn Franklin, a 34-year-old size 8 from Bristol, admitted yesterday that her references to insecurity about the size of her bum were ‘less about womanly solidarity, and more about reminding my friends that there’s such a thing as self-control – or at the very least Weightwatchers.’

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Posted: May 3rd, 2010
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