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Kim Jong-un set to explode

Notorious salad-dodger Kim Jong-un’s waistline could go critical following recent underground consumption tests, scientists have warned. ‘Though North Korea’s fathead miniaturisation attempts have made little progress in recent years, Kim’s personal ‘enrichment’ programme has gathered momentum with a pace that he last knew as a 7 year old,’ [read...]

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