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Tories to stop Santa migration by Christmas
David Cameron has announced plans to curb the flood of European migrant workers, specifically mythological 4th-century Greek bishops, from invading our homes. [read...]
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Child outraged as parents fail to buy him any Xmas presents for seventh year running
Seven-year-old Josh Cooper was ‘angry, yet not altogether surprised’ yesterday when once again his parents failed to buy him a single Christmas present.
‘If it wasn’t for the XBox Kinect, Iron Man toys and new bike from Santa, [read...]
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Santa set to replace reindeer with Toyota Prius derivative to offset environmental concerns
After wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius. [read...]
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Maintaining Santa pretence ‘harder each year’ admit Somerset 9-year-olds
“I play along for their sakes. Well, it’s for the parents, isn’t it, Christmas.” [read...]
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‘Santa Claus is my mother’ claims seven year old boy
A young Hampshire boy claims that he has uncovered the secret identity of Father Christmas, and that the world’s most famous gift-giver is actually his very own mother. [read...]