The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with a Federal Bureau of Fabrication, Invention and ‘general Bullsh$t’. A spokeswoman explained that the outgoing director, James Comey, was not sufficiently nefarious to represent the administration and that they preferred ‘a small, [read...]
In what is being described as another ‘bizarre’ attempt to sabotage her own campaign, Hillary Clinton has desecrated a series of beloved US symbols, including punching a bison, setting fire to the Stars & Stripes and spitting at Jerry Seinfield. [read...]
The FBI has demanded Facebook unlock all accounts to aid its fight against terrorism.
The American law enforcement agency has been engaged in a long-running battle with Apple for it to unlock the phone of a terrorist and now is trying a similar approach with another tech giant. [read...]