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Fernando Torres ‘being broken up for parts’

Chelsea’s misfiring striker is being broken up and sold for parts, according to Brian Barnes, the club’s accountant.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2013
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Abramovich sacks Abramovich

‘It has become something of a tradition that someone gets sacked when our Champions’ League campaign comes to an end. Only I’d already fired the manager.’

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Posted: May 22nd, 2012
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Chelsea sack Benitez prior to appointment

‘We took this action to save everyone time and money,’ explained a spokesman for Chelsea Football Club.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2012
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