Traditionalists, who have been muttering for years that women cannot match men’s bribe-taking ability, are now saying that her appointment was a mistake. ‘I’m not sexist, but this was just embarrassing,’ said Luca Pancalli, head of the Italian football federation, [read...]
Following decades of criticism of institutional corruption, the FA is proposing we protect our borders and chances of ‘winning’ by withdrawing from FIFA. [read...]
Adidas has announced that it is withdrawing from sponsoring world athletics due to Seb Coe’s commitment to turn athletics into a drug-free sport. Arvo Johnson-Jones, Adidas VP Global Branding & Comms said ‘The main reason we sponsored athletics was the fantastic array of role models it provides to early adopters in our core markets …… [read...]
An internal investigation by FIFA has resulted in an eight year exclusion from footballing activities for Mr. Blatter and his ‘little helper’ UEFA boss, Michel Platini. In further developments Santa Claus has banned the duo from receiving tax-free ‘gifts’, [read...]
Fifa president Sepp Blatter, who had been suffering from what was described as a ‘small emotional breakdown’, has been discharged from hospital after his annual transfusion of ten virgins. Blatter, 179, has led world football’s governing body for 138 years. [read...]
