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‘Fifty Shades effect’ blamed for rise in stupid bullsh*t

and now, a word from our sponsors...Media analysts are warning that the impending release of the film ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ could lead to a sudden spike in spurious, made-up tosh in newspapers that could be used as an excuse to print a picture of a half-naked woman tied up and blindfolded in order to sell a few extra copies.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2015
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Paul Hollywood ‘snubs’ Fifty Shades of Grey role

Silver fox and baking big-wig Paul Hollywood has frustrated film producers by refusing the lead role in the movie adaption E.L.James’ novel. This is despite his ability to maintain a brooding intensity while manipulating a ‘pair of buns’, punishing a ‘soggy bottom’ and filling a tart with ‘cream’.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2013
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Amazon alienates customers as ‘…recommends’ function becomes honest

and you're done.Customers were left confused and upset this week after’s famous ‘Amazon recommends…’ function was adjusted by the site’s designers to be more frank with their consumers.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2013
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Mandela ‘determined to complete bucket list’

didn't get where he got to by giving upWhile the world has feared that South Africa’s revered former president, Nelson Mandela, may not have long to live, his aides remain unconcerned and insist there is no way he will be taken from us before he has finished every last item on the ‘bucket list’ he drew up in his final year in prison on Robben Island.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2013
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Nation’s husbands call for lawnmower ban

oh, go on, please?!Four UK water companies have lifted the last hosepipe bans, triggering calls by Britain’s husbands to introduce a lawnmower ban instead in order to prevent dangerous levels of nagging about the state of the nation’s gardens.

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2012
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