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Dairy farmer discovers 60% of his cows are horses

farmer had a hell of a time getting them in for milkingInvestigators looking into the ongoing horsemeat in beef products scandal believe they may have traced the cause of the problem to a short-sighted farmer in Tipperary who was found to have a significant percentage of horses in his herd of ‘cows’.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2014
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Horse meat latest: vegetarians’ smugness at 98%

Routine testing of Britain’s vegetarians has revealed levels of smugness of up to 98% it has been revealed. Traces of self-satisfaction and moral superiority were also detected. ‘I’m routinely pleased with myself”, said one veggie, ‘But now I’m absolutely delighted.’

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2013
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