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Fresh hope of finding MH370 as British passenger’s TV Licence expires

‘It’s a tough assignment’ said a spokesman for TV Licensing, speaking off the record.

‘The first obstacle is that we cannot pinpoint the plane using detector vans, not because it’s lying under 14,000 feet of Indian Ocean, but because we only have 6 used transit vans with TV Licensing painted on them and bugger all inside. It’s a total scam.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2014
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Man caught watching Crimewatch without a TV Licence

‘I was just watching Crimewatch to see who they were chasing this week,’ said Bill Evans of Basingstoke, ‘and Doris, that’s the wife, said “isn’t that our front door?”. Well bugger me but just then the door flew open and Nick Ross and a load of cameramen piled into our front room. It was criminal.’

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2014
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450 motorists fined for tailgating in M1 traffic jam

Traffic Enforcement Officers had a field day yesterday when a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the M1 left 450 motorists at the mercy of the new tailgating law.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2013
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