A man of extreme wealth has managed to escape a lengthy driving ban despite being caught red-handed speeding in a restricted zone, it has been confirmed. Although having admitted to the offence and having being found guilty at an earlier court hearing, [read...]
A fed up Ofcom inspector has fined all channels for using realistic mobile phone ringtones in soap operas and dramas. ‘My wife and teenage kids watched three hours of soap operas and an hour of some generic crime thriller last night, [read...]
‘It’s a tough assignment’ said a spokesman for TV Licensing, speaking off the record.
‘The first obstacle is that we cannot pinpoint the plane using detector vans, not because it’s lying under 14,000 feet of Indian Ocean, [read...]
‘I was just watching Crimewatch to see who they were chasing this week,’ said Bill Evans of Basingstoke, ‘and Doris, that’s the wife, said “isn’t that our front door?”. Well bugger me but just then the door flew open and Nick Ross and a load of cameramen piled into our front room. [read...]