‘It’s a tough assignment’ said a spokesman for TV Licensing, speaking off the record.
‘The first obstacle is that we cannot pinpoint the plane using detector vans, not because it’s lying under 14,000 feet of Indian Ocean, [read...]
‘I was just watching Crimewatch to see who they were chasing this week,’ said Bill Evans of Basingstoke, ‘and Doris, that’s the wife, said “isn’t that our front door?”. Well bugger me but just then the door flew open and Nick Ross and a load of cameramen piled into our front room. [read...]
Traffic Enforcement Officers had a field day yesterday when a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the M1 left 450 motorists at the mercy of the new tailgating law. [read...]