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Derbyshire destroyed as romantic hero smoulders that little bit too much

'George Clooney, and now this!' bemoan spinstersAccording to unofficial reports, most of Derbyshire was destroyed by fire yesterday following an incident in the grounds of Pemberley House, near Lambton.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2014
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Fire Service decries rise in ‘our building’s on fire’ calls

‘This is thoughtless, reckless beheaviour’ explained Spokesman Ken Norris ‘It wastes our time and detracts from our crucial job work of rescuing cats from trees and posing for calendars.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2013
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Fire Service needs Transformers, concludes independent report

a service the public can truly believe inFire and rescue services would be much better if staffed by ultra-powered giant robots, according to an independent review commissioned by the Government.

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Posted: May 18th, 2013
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Firefighters fined for repeatedly flouting hosepipe ban

nothing in the rules about enormous water pistols, which all firemen are known to haveA fire station in south-west London has become the first casualty of the hosepipe ban after continuing to breach the conditions laid down by the drought restrictions and being fined as a result.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2012
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Domino’s Pizza wins UK emergency service contract

‘Domino’s record of having a pizza delivery boy on site within 30 minutes of the call being made, or your money back, seems to transfer well to the provision of emergency services.’

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2012
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