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Got a fairly small or unimportant fire? Call 202

Follow this simple guide to determining whether your household blaze or head-in-railings incident is suitable for a less-than-immediate response.

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Posted: May 20th, 2013
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Fire Service needs Transformers, concludes independent report

a service the public can truly believe inFire and rescue services would be much better if staffed by ultra-powered giant robots, according to an independent review commissioned by the Government.

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Posted: May 18th, 2013
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Fire brigade turned up late to burning pizza shop ‘as satirical statement’

‘Now they know how we feel when they turn up late with the wrong pizza.’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2012
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Recruitment Drive Launched for Community Support Fire Officers

Applications are being invited for the new post of Community Support Fire Officer, which is aimed at civic-minded civilians who like to watch fires but lack the courage or skill to put them out.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2009
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Fire Chief agrees ‘Urination ineffective as fire fighting technique’

pissing on fires 'never really going to work' ‘Even in extreme cases, the risk of 3rd degree burns means it isn’t worth it.’

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2009
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