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One in ten fire-fighters ‘not fit enough’ to be novelty strippers

...there's always some sexy paperwork to be done back at the stationA nationwide fitness standard is to be introduced, which will include ‘weight training’, ‘whipped cream guzzling’ and ‘gyrating’ for an hour to ‘It’s Raining Men’.

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2014
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Gaviscon heartburn firemen call 24 hour strike

Britain is facing a heartburn epidemic after stomach-based firemen called a 24 hour stoppage. The pint-sized firefighters, employed by Gaviscon, walked out in sympathy with public sector firemen yesterday, leaving alimentary canals across Britain seriously undermanned.

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2014
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Firefighters fined for repeatedly flouting hosepipe ban

nothing in the rules about enormous water pistols, which all firemen are known to haveA fire station in south-west London has become the first casualty of the hosepipe ban after continuing to breach the conditions laid down by the drought restrictions and being fined as a result.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2012
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Fire brigade turned up late to burning pizza shop ‘as satirical statement’

‘Now they know how we feel when they turn up late with the wrong pizza.’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2007
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