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Clichés in crisis as flea phones in sick

slackus hypochondricusThe global network of clichés has been plunged into chaos today following the news that a flea, previously considered to be the fittest of all creatures, phoned in sick today.

‘I got a call from him yesterday morning. He did sound rough, although maybe just a little too rough, if you know what I mean.’

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Posted: May 6th, 2011
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