Meatball giant and furniture retailer Ikea has launched a range of coffins for the budget-conscious bereaved. The Kroke range of coffins, which contain over 2,300 separate components, packed into 13 boxes, can be rapidly assembled by a team of six people, [read...]
Plans to allow patients to conduct their own operations in flat pack hospitals could be the answer to the current problems within the NHS, according to a leaked document. The paper praises the suggestion by junior health minister Stephen Barclay that doctors could qualify in four years as opposed to the current five after Brexit,… [read...]
A man with no DIY experience has set aside around 15 minutes to assemble a 300 piece cabin bed this weekend. Having glanced through the 36-page instruction booklet, 40-year-old Nick Ferguson plans to start the job at around 6pm on Saturday and will definitely be done by quarter past if not slightly before. [read...]
‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’ [read...]
Government plans to reform SAS recruitment procedure have run into a hail of criticism. It is understood that applicants will be asked to travel through the channel tunnel in under 48 hours, and buy and assemble an entire IKEA kitchen without either also buying a pack of tealights, [read...]
