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Sir Ranulph Fiennes’s next challenge to be weekend Ikea expedition

real explorers always ignore the arrowsTravelling light, Fiennes will sustain himself on locally-sourced balls of meat similar to beef.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2014
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Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons

Justice Secretary to lock 'em up and throw away the Allen key‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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IKEA launches self-assembly divorce

After years of renown as the Mecca of marital discord, IKEA has finally succumbed to popular demand and produced the first flat-pack divorce.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2009
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Ikea launch the flatpack coffin

‘Can be put together ‘in under an hour’ by grieving relatives’

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Posted: May 4th, 2008
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