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SAS controversy continues over plans to replace selection march with IKEA trolley dash

Government plans to reform SAS recruitment procedure have run into a hail of criticism. It is understood that applicants will be asked to travel through the channel tunnel in under 48 hours, and buy and assemble an entire IKEA kitchen without either also buying a pack of tealights, or having a cup of tea – a suggestion which had drawn fire from human rights groups.

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Posted: Aug 10th, 2015
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes’s next challenge to be weekend Ikea expedition

real explorers always ignore the arrowsTravelling light, Fiennes will sustain himself on locally-sourced balls of meat similar to beef.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2013
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Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons

Justice Secretary to lock 'em up and throw away the Allen key‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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IKEA launches self-assembly divorce

After years of renown as the Mecca of marital discord, IKEA has finally succumbed to popular demand and produced the first flat-pack divorce.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2009
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Ikea launch the flatpack coffin

‘Can be put together ‘in under an hour’ by grieving relatives’

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Posted: May 4th, 2008
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