Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons
‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’
Posted: Jul 21st, 2013
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes’s next challenge to be weekend Ikea expedition
While recovering from frostbite, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes is embarking on an ambitious challenge to become the first man to successfully navigate his local Ikea store. In undertaking this mission he hopes to create the first accurate map of Ikea, for which no useful chart exists. The expedition is expected to take four months.
Posted: Mar 15th, 2013
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IKEA launches self-assembly divorce
After years of renown as the Mecca of marital discord, IKEA has finally succumbed to popular demand and produced the first flat-pack divorce.
Posted: Jul 7th, 2009
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Ikea launch the flatpack coffin
‘Can be put together ‘in under an hour’ by grieving relatives’
Posted: May 4th, 2008
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