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Flea infestation ‘not solved’ by blowing up house

Residents at a street in Birmingham were ‘slightly surprised’ to find that the Council had ordered an RAF airstrike to deal with a ‘modest’ pest problem.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2014
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Clichés in crisis as flea phones in sick

slackus hypochondricusThe global network of clichés has been plunged into chaos today following the news that a flea, previously considered to be the fittest of all creatures, phoned in sick today.

‘I got a call from him yesterday morning. He did sound rough, although maybe just a little too rough, if you know what I mean.’

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Posted: May 6th, 2011
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