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Fresh hope of finding MH370 as British passenger’s TV Licence expires

‘It’s a tough assignment’ said a spokesman for TV Licensing, speaking off the record.

‘The first obstacle is that we cannot pinpoint the plane using detector vans, not because it’s lying under 14,000 feet of Indian Ocean, but because we only have 6 used transit vans with TV Licensing painted on them and bugger all inside. It’s a total scam.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2014
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Mystery disappearance of concern for flight MH370 investigated

The disappearance of concern for Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 is to be investigated by a global task force. Concern for the missing flight went missing at some point in the last 48-hours, it’s last message reported to be; ‘have they not found that flight yet?’ in a Facebook post originating in the south-east of England.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2014
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UKIP demands tighter borders until Flight MH370 found

Nigel Farage has demanded that the UK Borders Agency should to tighten border controls as the search for flight MH370 continues. The flight disappeared from radar screens en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijng last Saturday leading to conspiracy theories of kidnap, aliens or an elaborate attempt to enter Britain.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2014
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