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Folk singer finally buys hammer

The neighbours of tedious folkie Oak Hamilton have complained to the council today after he finally bought a hammer – after a prolonged campaign of singing about his intention – and insisted on hammering ‘in the morning, in the noontime and in the evening’, in his terraced house in Leeds.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2014
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Dylan ‘beyond disappointed’ after hearing tambourine song

Witnesses claim that Dylan’s expression darkened as it became clear that a song played exclusively on a tambourine, a totally percussive instrument with a limited notational range, was really pretty fucking boring.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2014
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Tap & Spile ups the ante with new range of surreal ales

The surreal ales collection includes the Magritte organic cider, described as ‘a powerful apple fermentation with lingering after-tones of bowler hat’ and the Salvador d’Ale, served by a man sporting an extraordinary waxed handlebar moustache and chrome wing mirrors, ‘which drip like mercury’.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2012
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Uproar as folk singer uses natural voice

There was uproar at the Windor and Eton Folk Club last night as one of the singers, Justin Fyffe-Thymes, used his natural voice to sing about the persecution of the Diggers in Seventeeth Century England.

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2009
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