A Premiership football manager has been fired after media reports revealed that he had lost the dressing room. The club chairman told reporters: ‘The run of terrible results was bad enough. Eight defeats on the spin already had him skating on thin ice but after losing the dressing room, [read...]
There is to be a one day ceasefire in the ongoing Brexit war on 25th December, to allow for a festive game of football between Brexiteers and Remainians. Both sides are expected to climb out of their deeply entrenched positions, [read...]
Organisations representing nearly every doctor in the UK have come together to promote ridicule as the most effective measure in combating obesity. [read...]
Football pundit and all-round gentleman Jamie Carragher has announced a major sponsorship deal with iconic chewy sweet brand Chewits, as the new football season seems to have finally started at long last. Carragher commented: “It’s foochin great laaa. [read...]
The BBC has announced that they have won the rights to show recorded highlights of ex-Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, having a lie down on the couch on Saturday afternoons during the forthcoming Premier League season. [read...]
