Concerns about the near-extinction of the graceful gazelle like mammal the Westerweld have abated after it was revealed that there is no such creature and that the crisis had been invented by an attention-seeking environmentalist… [read...]
There is to be a one day ceasefire in the ongoing Brexit war on 25th December, to allow for a festive game of football between Brexiteers and Remainians. Both sides are expected to climb out of their deeply entrenched positions, [read...]
Football pundits working for Amazon have complained about the terrible working conditions including no cliché clauses and limited toilet breaks. [read...]
With racist chanting at football now ruled out, the summit resolved that racists should make their presence felt wherever they were. Plans were drawn up to target theatres, restaurants, and ballet and with Christmas coming, [read...]
Speaking in the very strongest terms he said that he was appalled by what he heard and what he witnessed on TV. The Prime Minister said: ‘We British are better than that and with my leadership, [read...]
