Jake Berry, Conservative MP for the Yorcashire constituency of Clichédale, has suggested that northerners prefer football to ballet and opera because, unlike southerners, they’re not big girls’ blouses who can’t kick a ball. “That London, [read...]
Jubilant Spurs fans riding a crest of Gareth Bale mania were swiftly brought crashing back down to earth, when a hideously familiar figure emerged from a military helicopter that landed in the training ground. Weighing in at over three stones more than the helicopter, [read...]
Preparing for the possibility of a second wave of COVID 19, the Premier League has drawn up plans to allow players to remain socially distant on the pitch, by lining them up in rows of three and four, [read...]
In an effort to attract more viewers to their coverage of football matches being staged purely for the benefit of TV, Sky Sports are offering viewers the choice of blanking out Gary Neville’s inane, miserable punditry. [read...]
The UK government have urged everybody to celebrate the return of Premier League football and to focus on that, rather than asking any more awkward questions about how badly the coronavirus crisis is being handled. [read...]
