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Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
Football pundits working for Amazon have complained about the terrible working conditions including no cliché clauses and limited toilet breaks. [read...]
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UKIP call for racist football chanting to be extended to ballet
With racist chanting at football now ruled out, the summit resolved that racists should make their presence felt wherever they were. Plans were drawn up to target theatres, restaurants, and ballet and with Christmas coming, [read...]
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Boris condemns Bulgarian racists as ‘amateurs’
Speaking in the very strongest terms he said that he was appalled by what he heard and what he witnessed on TV. The Prime Minister said: ‘We British are better than that and with my leadership, [read...]
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Jeremy Corbyn’s Premier League do’s and don’ts
As the 2019/20 Premier League season kicks off this weekend, the Labour leader disseminates advice on ‘the beautiful game’ for the militant lefty. Do: Write to a senior civil servant demanding they block the Premier League until the embargo against the free movement of players between clubs is resolved. [read...]
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Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer
In a bold move that has exasperated experts and confounded campaigners, Maxine Grant, 47, of Chigwell, has today announced her decision to self-identify as Mesut Özil. Accounts manager Maxine accepted that she was bucking the general trend in self-identification in sport, [read...]