Preparations were underway at BBC Broadcasting House in London today to ensure that Gary Lineker’s summer hibernation place was ready for the Match of the Day host’s annual period of dormancy. [read...]
Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England’s undisputed first-choice perfumier. [read...]
English Premier League bosses have confirmed that this weekend’s matches in the Premier League will have the highest cliche count on record. A ‘perfect storm’ of rising numbers of workhorse expert summarisers, Friday’s confirmation that ‘over the season the table doesn’t lie’, [read...]
Stakhanovite football players who regularly ‘put in a shift’ during games will see their endeavours rewarded under new irregular working payment laws which came into force today. The new ruling will see hard-working pros, typically found in defensive-midfield roles, [read...]
A soccer-obsessed Newcastle couple, who met almost 10 years ago, have announced that they have terminated their relationship ‘by mutual consent’ on the eve of their fourth wedding anniversary. In a packed Press-conference at their small, [read...]
