David Cameron was caught off guard at the political leaders’ debate last night as the Labour Party pledged that England would win the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
Posted: Apr 15th, 2014
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‘I am absolutely gutted,’ said the Greek hero of myth and legend, ‘I was really looking forward to representing my country and now this.’
Posted: Mar 14th, 2014
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In the next chapter of ‘I’m a fading celebrity with a book launch coming up’, Boy George has declared that he would have been ‘a shoo-in’ to captain the England football team into ‘at least two world cups’, but for the discrimination directed towards him by the FA because he was ‘completely useless at football’, having shown utter ineptitude for the sport at school and giving up playing soon afterwards to pursue a career in music.
Posted: Mar 4th, 2014
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‘It looks like you’re there; it sounds like you’re there; if you sit too near the toilet it even smells like you’re there.’
Posted: Feb 18th, 2014
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On the evening when couples throughout the nation lovingly stare into each other’s eyes, Emily Laker is resigned to being taken by her boyfriend to see his beloved Hyde United playing at Worcester in the Blue Square Bet North League.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2014
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