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Study reveals bass players ‘every bit as dull as golfers’

First results show categorically that bass players exhibit almost exactly the same level of crowd-pleasing charisma usually found in golfers.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2015
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Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season’s relegation

Delia now learning how to Fry‘After securing promotion the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation.’

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2015
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England ready to host 2022 World Cup bribes

The English FA has claimed they are ‘more than ready’ to host the next round of bribes, should the 2022 World Cup location be reconsidered following Sepp Blatter’s resignation.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2015
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Blatter escapes disguised as the Von Trapps

how do you solve a problem like a Fifa?...Taking inspiration from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, the outgoing FIFA president has fled over the Swiss mountains dressed as a Bavarian singing troupe. Resplendent in pigtails and lederhosen, Mr Blatter has escaped an oppressive fascist regime in search of eight-part harmonies and no extradition treaty.

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2015
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NATO to bomb FIFA

Colonel BlatterThe UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2015
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