Brazilian soccer idol, Neymar, has told French journalists that, following his £200 million move from Spanish giants, Barcelona, to Paris Saint-Germain he finally feels confident enough financially to take out a full year’s subscription to Amazon’s premier delivery service, [read...]
Detailed calculations by a leading football club have suggested that, rather than paying the current rate on the open international transfer market for competent footie players, it may be more cost-effective for the clubs to fund an entire genetic research project and to find out which genes are responsible for creating the necessary talents. [read...]
Every sports journalist in the world has simultaneously realised how pointless their job is. ‘I was interviewing a woman who’d just lost at Wimbledon, said one, ‘and it suddenly dawned on me how stupid my questions were. [read...]
Preparations were underway at BBC Broadcasting House in London today to ensure that Gary Lineker’s summer hibernation place was ready for the Match of the Day host’s annual period of dormancy. [read...]
Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England’s undisputed first-choice perfumier. [read...]
