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Local football derbies to be replaced with bar brawls

The government has today announced plans to replace local football derbies with no holds barred bar brawls, pub riots and full-scale street battles between supporters.

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2010
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Thousands of points knocked off football league tables

Manchester United fell seven points while five points were knocked off Arsenal’s current league total

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2010
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Jamie Oliver campaigns for healthy alternatives to salt for icy roads

Jamieunhealthily treated roads ‘could lead to high blood pressure, heart disease and rusty bike wheels’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2010
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Football pundit astounds literary critics with use of seasonal imagery

Mark Lawrenson is the toast of London literary society

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2009
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Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

Jeremy Clarkson downgrading to a 1.3 Renault

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2009
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