A high profile Premier League footballer has been criticised by his team-mates and club because of his seemingly uncontrollable urge to follow government Covid-19 restrictions. The player’s club issued a statement: ‘It’s come to our attention that a player on our books, [read...]
The small kitchenette at the back of the changing rooms at Dunkley FC has been unceremoniously stripped of the prestigious Michelin Star it was awarded last year. Margaret Bottomley, Head Chef, explained: “It started when I was watching Masterchef and thought I’d have a laugh with the players by jazzing-up the menu. [read...]
Crammed in the old East Stand you can actually smell the beer and piss, and feel one or other trickling down your leg, all while dodging missiles from the away section. [read...]
‘On the surface it looks like I am physically bought and sold from club to club like a commodity, but actually I’m controlling the means of production and the organic composition of capital’. [read...]
Limited numbers of fans have been allowed back into certain games under strictly controlled conditions, primarily in order to provide the match officials with instant feedback on their inept performances. [read...]
