Admin assistant, Gareth Jacobs, has admitted to friends that he spent the weekend panicking about which topic his colleagues will want to talk about at work today. The past weekend has had big matches in the 6 Nations Championship and in both the Premier League and the FA Cup and despite it already being lunchtime,… [read...]
In an attempt to clarify international football and post Brexit EU regulations, the Northern Ireland backstop provision is to merge with Association Football’s offside rule, unless Her Majesty’s Government passes a contrary amendment, or the ball is passed illegally across any European Border or the half way line during play. [read...]
Following reports of Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey’s moved to join Juventus this summer; pundits are speculating that he may be joined by the Conservatives stopper centre half Theresa May. Pundits are speculating that with May having fallen out of favour with the Tories, [read...]
Football hooligans throughout the country have admitted they enjoyed watching the One Show after tuning in for the FA Cup 5th round draw hoping for Millwall away. [read...]
A Premiership football manager has been fired after media reports revealed that he had lost the dressing room. The club chairman told reporters: ‘The run of terrible results was bad enough. Eight defeats on the spin already had him skating on thin ice but after losing the dressing room, [read...]
