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Sky Sports launch new 4D service called ‘Actually-Going-to-the-Match’

it's almost as if you're there‘It looks like you’re there; it sounds like you’re there; if you sit too near the toilet it even smells like you’re there.’

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2014
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Girlfriend forced to rely upon romance of non-league football on Valentines Day

boyfriend misses open goalOn the evening when couples throughout the nation lovingly stare into each other’s eyes, Emily Laker is resigned to being taken by her boyfriend to see his beloved Hyde United playing at Worcester in the Blue Square Bet North League.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2014
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Shearer under investigation for prolonged use of ‘inverse quenelle’ celebration

Legendary ex-England footballer, turned-pundit, Alan Shearer, could face retrospective action if found guilty of a career’s use of the so-called ‘inverse-quenelle’ salute as his celebration for scoring.

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Posted: Jan 25th, 2014
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Summer World Cup back on: Qatar to cool temperatures with gay marriages

2022 World Cup hosts Qatar have decided to allow ‘a small number’ of gay marriages in an attempt to bring some moderate winds and light rainfall so that the competition can be held in the summer, inspired by the ravings of UKIP councillor David Silvester.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2014
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Scilly Isles next for UEFA membership?

Following on from Gibraltar’s admittance into UEFA, the Scilly Isles have emerged as the front runner for next joke nation to be granted a seat at European football’s top table. The Isles’ two teams could be contesting a place in the Europa League next season

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2014
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