With the Allied effort in Afghanistan drifting towards the end of extra-time, Defense Secretary Philip Hammond has warned journalists that the armed conflict between western forces and a loose coalition of Saudi-funded regional warlords, may have to be decided by sudden death penalties.
Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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Impressionable middle-managers were cock-a- hoop last night as it emerged that football has finally gone ‘off trend’.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2012
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Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences.
Posted: Sep 28th, 2012
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‘Now we’ll be selecting on contribution to the Olympic bid rather than on sporting ability,’ explained BOA spokesman Darryl Seibel. ‘So Beckham will now be in the football team instead of Ryan Giggs who did bugger all to help the bid.’
Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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England manager Roy Hodgson has publically credited window cleaner Michael Roe with England’s initial success in Euro 2012, thanks to his ‘motivational’ critique of the games from a Midland Hotel bar in Ilkley.
Posted: Jun 21st, 2012
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