Henri Fernandez, Head of Euro 2012, explained the new criteria for calculating a winner: ‘Basically, the modal number of yards wrongly gained in second-half throw-ins is totalled and multiplied by their notional compound divorce settlements with WAGS. This is then divided by the square root of accumulated gobbing distances…’
Posted: Jun 18th, 2012
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Hot on the heels of their Champions League success, the lads from Chelsea FC have once again opened their gardens to members of the public for their annual display of horticultural excellence.
Manchester man Jeremy Clode moved across town, bought a Manchester City shirt, hat, and scarf, and learnt the words to ‘Blue Moon’, in anticipation of this weekend’s exciting conclusion to the Premiership.
Posted: May 7th, 2012
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‘Our results suggest that anyone chanting ‘The referee’s a wanker!’ at any given match has a 99.6% chance of their assertion being factually correct.’
Posted: Apr 25th, 2012
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Both sides were left with no comeback when maverick newbie, LFC4eva, punctuated his ‘Man U gt mor pens cuz refs r biased innit.’ post with ‘End of.’
Posted: Apr 23rd, 2012
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