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Online recruitment specialists announce new service for former convicted rapists

Online jobsite Monster.co.uk has announced the launch of a brand new recruitment site for former convicted rapists – Monster.co.uk/jobsforrapists.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2014
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Premier league footballers corner market in Unicorn Sperm

The craze among top sportsmen for investing in equine-emission-based investment vehicles continued this week, as a consortium of Premier League footballers confirmed they have backed the building of the world’s first Unicorn Sperm Bank.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2012
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Football fans’ relief as Olympic spirit fails to affect Community Shield

Concerns that the positive sporting messages promoted by the London 2012 Olympics could adversely affect Premier League football were proved to be unfounded at the weekend as Chelsea and Manchester City played out a joyfully bad-tempered game in the traditional season opener.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2012
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Euro 2012 coverage to include player spit-and-gob statistics

‘Each day our specialists will analyse the speed, shape, volume and content of every gob,’ a Sky spokesman explained.

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Posted: May 29th, 2012
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QPR unveil new git

Queen’s Park Rangers have announced the completion of the transfer of Newcastle git Joey Barton to Loftus Road.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2011
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