The motor industry has been urged to stop dragging its feet selling vehicles with names like Focus and Corolla ‘that a three year old could pronounce on the first try’. The last car with an unpretentious name that doesn’t leave people tongue-tied is expected to leave the showrooms within two years. [read...]
The American Psychological Association has halted months of speculation about what is wrong with Donald Trump by concluding that his problem is not actually malignant narcissism, sociopathy or megalomania, as widely suggested, but a much more common affliction called ‘being a complete c*nt’. [read...]
Donald Trump was left ruing the law of unintended consequences today as thousands of Mexicans swarmed over the border into the US to look for work in the new car factory being built in Michigan. [read...]
Driverless cars won’t be allowed on Britain’s roads until they have passed their test, said a spokesman for the Department of Transport. And in the latest setback to the rapid introduction of the high-tech vehicles, [read...]
Toby said he got the mad idea from an old TV programme.
‘Obviously, garages aren’t designed to hold cars,’ said Toby, ‘and I miss my tools, bikes, mower, magazine collection and old monitors and printers. [read...]