Government energy policy has been explosively modified this week to only cover England and Wales, while also promoting vastly increased fracking just north of Carlisle. The move has been controversial, with Southern support for a breakaway power strategy significantly outweighing Scottish fears for the financial challenges of actually adopting an independent approach. [read...]
Plans to drill for shale gas are to be rebranded ‘The Great British Gas Hunt’ in a bid to increase public support. [read...]
Despite raising fears about the impact of fracking, the Daily Mail has conceded that it embarked on its own secret fracking campaign after its reserves of vitriol began to run low. [read...]
Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has today been recognised by the Environment Agency for the significant contribution that her ample posterior makes to the natural landscape. However, the award of the first ever official designation of the title Area of Outstanding Natural Booty to Ms Kardashian’s phenomenal muckspreader is already causing controversy in some quarters. [read...]
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has published a damning report on how ‘excessively crude’ oils are corrupting the young with their reliance on ‘salacious carbon-intensive’ fuels and lewd references to ‘fracking’. UN scientists now support a swift transition to ‘less risqué’ [read...]
