A message from Nicolas Sarkozy on behalf of the French Tourist Board
‘Come to France pour une bon holiday, et après, bugger off.’
Posted: Mar 8th, 2012
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Japanese industry embraces shift to Midlands quality system ‘Fuckit-That’lldo’
Once famed for their quaintly logical approach to quality engineering, Japan has at last caught up with the times and is promising to do a more ‘half-arsed’ job in future.
Posted: Feb 21st, 2012
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French Lorry drivers to blockade Britain’s credit rating
French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron’s request for equality.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2011
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Eurozone crisis solved as France and Germany join the pound
‘In hindsight, combining both stable and weak economies to form the euro was a bit like inviting a dozen people from the nearest sink estate to become joint holders on your bank account.’
Posted: Dec 10th, 2011
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Italian finance minister to boost market with striptease
BBC business correspondent Richard Stark admitted, ‘I think at this stage it is very difficult for anyone to talk about this without using expressions like ‘pull it off’, ‘single-handedly,’ or ‘at a stroke’, and then sniggering for about twenty minutes.’
Posted: Aug 6th, 2011
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