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G20 summit stalls as Putin jinxes Obama

The G20 summit and the vital discussion on Syria suffered a major setback today as President Putin successfully jinxed Obama, after they had inadvertently said the word ‘bomb’ at the same time. Putin who was due to make a speech on his opposition to intervention in Syria, instead laughed at Obama and refused to release him from the jinx.

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2013
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France to come last in ’Eurovision’ for the next 7 years

Music industry pundits were today predicting that France would suffer humiliating defeat in the annual event as the European public express their displeasure at M. Hollande’s adventurism in the middle-east.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2013
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Cameron pours his curves into suit for Europe speech

All grown up at last! UK Prime Minister David Cameron was spotted in fashionable London as he stepped out make-up free! for a speech on the future of European federalism.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2013
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Londoners elect Boris Johnson as President of France

actually, it's 'le' wiff-waff‘Of all the candidates running for Mayor of London, in my view Boris was far and away the best choice to become President of a different country altogether,’ said Barry De Souza, a voter from Hackney.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2012
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