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Glasgow to be ‘nuked’ during Commonwealth Closing Ceremony

'That's one in the eye for Cameron!'A global audience, set to be in the millions, will witness a lavish TV spectacle combining mediocre athletics, the smugness of Alex Salmond and a ‘much needed’ nuclear deterrent. Glasgow is already committed to demolishing its iconic Red Road flats for the Opening Ceremony but has now been given the ‘green light’ to unleash atomic devastation on the remains of the city, leaving nothing but a deep-fried mushroom cloud in its place.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2014
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Ex-BBC boss to return to former Corporation job to be sacked

may sue as latest severance package 'not quite big enough'Former BBC Director General Mark Thompson is to return briefly to the Corporation’s employment so that he can be fired.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2013
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‘Let me commit career suicide with dignity,’ pleads Frankie Boyle

Infamous taboo-busting comedian Frankie Boyle issued a distraught plea to the media yesterday asking to be allowed to finally kill off his TV career. Boyle has requested that the law be changed to allow him to commit professional suicide assisted by a live late night panel show or other similar bad-taste comedy vehicle. For the [...]

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2012
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‘Too blue for TV’ comedian actually just crap claims BBC

Top BBC producers are going to court to challenge the claims of infamous ‘blue’ comedian, Ron ‘Rumpy’ Ronaldson who boasts that his expletive-laden live act is ‘Too blue for the b*ggerin’ Beeb.’

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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