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Ricky ‘Hitman’ Hatton to take up top-flight test cricket

Really enjoys the lunch and tea breaksRicky Hatton has astounded the sporting world today with his decision to become a world class cricketer in under four months. The former boxer says his surprise switch to International Test Cricket has filled the void left by repeatedly smacking somebody around the head until they lose consciousness and/or end up on a life support machine.

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2012
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Flintoff dropped by Jacamo after breaching terms of contract

‘It was not a decision we took lightly.’ said a spokesman for the clothing giant that’s made millions from clothing giants. ‘But he must have known it was coming, especially after last month’s photo shoot where his inability to sweat on cue was all anyone was talking about around the treacle cooler.’

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2012
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