Don’t get too close to melons, warns Alex Reid
‘The pair I got were really pricey. I’d take them to celebrity parties and we’d drink like crazy. Next morning, I’d be really hung over and the melons would be blotchy and a bit dented, but they were never more beautiful to me.’
Posted: Feb 6th, 2013
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